More Mormon Jokes

Just one from this collection:

It's Show and Tell day in school, and each kid has to bring something that represents their faith.

Little Mary walks to the front and says in a very soft voice, "My name is Mary. I'm Catholic, and this is a rosary."

Little Isaac walks to the front and says, "My name is Isaac. I'm Jewish and this is a dreidel."

Little Nephi walks up and says, "My name is Nephi. I'm LDS and this is a casserole."

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[lotsofquestions]

A Mormon missionary was crossing a road one-day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess". He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week." The missionary took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket. The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you and do ANYTHING you want." Again the missionary took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket. Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess that I'll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?" The missionary said, "Look I'm a Mormon missionary. I am not supposed to have a girlfriend, but a talking frog, now that's cool."

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here is one- may be a true story.

this lady is very pregnant and she is the chorister for sacrament meeting. her name is sister Hope. one of the songs they sang that day was "We Thank Thee Oh God for a Prophet." those in the congregation stated laughing when they got to this part in the song(2nd verse)
"There is hope smiling brightly before us, and we know that deliverance is nigh."

[Sandy Henning]

Why do Mormon women stop have babies at 35?? because 36 is just too many.