Celebrity OnStar Operators

I think it would be neat if OnStar had celebrity operators, so that if a customer called up they would get a response like "OnStar. This is Freda Payne. You may remember my 1970 hit song, Band of Gold. How may I help you?" Or contacting the police: "Hello, this is Carrot Top from OnStar. I have a customer report of an accident with airbag deployment on Main Street." You get the idea. Other stars who come to mind for this are Charo, Leonard Nimoy, Gary Coleman, Tony Dow, Bobby Sherman, MC Hammer, and any star with a place in Branson, Missouri. Do you have any nominations?