You Know You're Filipino If . . .

Just a few of the new ones from World Famous in The Philippines:

• Your office computer is still running Windows 98 without the updates
• When the government warns that a nearby volcano will erupt you ignore it. When a psychic mentions that an earthquake will happen at 5pm, you panic.
• You're angry about government corruption but angrier if the cop doesn't accept your bribe and still gives you a ticket
• Your brand spanking new nose job was done by the beautician in the nearby salon
• During funeral wakes, any butterfly, cockroach, or moths present is definitely the spirit of the deceased.