WASHINGTON (AP) Since his nomination to the Supreme Court by President Bush, John Roberts has been living large. John has a big new spring of confidence, a generous swelling of pride, and the one thing every man deserves: a little well-earned respect from the neighborhood. ...
At Harvard, John learned to swing a golf club with ease and precision. “He was always in full control of his wood,” says one of his classmates. “We could never guess where John stood on most of the important political issues of the day, but we knew that some day John would do well… very well indeed."
John's wife, Jane Sullivan Roberts, is also a lawyer. They have two adopted children, a 4-year-old boy and a 5-year-old girl. A Catholic like her husband, Jane Roberts has been deeply involved in the anti-abortion movement. She lends her name, money and professional advice to a small Washington-based organization -- Feminists for Life of America Inc. -- that offers counseling and educational programs. Jane remains a very happy camper back at the clubhouse while John swings his well-balanced wood on the golf course.
(An excerpt from The Spoof. A lot of fun stuff over there.)


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