Another Collection Of PJ O'Rourke Quotations

A few from the collection of John Hawkins:

• "You can't get good chinese takeout in China and cuban cigars are rationed in Cuba. That's all you need to know about communism." - P.J. O'Rourke
• "Never Refuse Wine. It is an odd but universally held opinion that anyone who doesn't drink must be an alcoholic." -- P.J. O'Rourke
• "A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat." -- P.J. O'Rourke
• "A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them." P.J. O'Rourke
• "One of the annoying things about believing in free will and individual responsibility is the difficulty of finding somebody to blame your problems on. And when you do find somebody, it's remarkable how often his picture turns up on your driver's license." -- P.J. O'Rourke