One of the all-time great quotes from that movie by former SNLer James Downey:
Principal: Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Billy Madison: Okay, a simple no would've done just fine.
Just substitute "Mr. Kennedy" for "Mr. Madison" and you'll be amazed at how well it reads.

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