The Da Vinci Code: Even Its Self-Flagellating Albino Killer Monk Isn't Any Fun

A few review quotes from Rotten Tomatoes:

• You know a movie's a dud when even its self-flagellating albino killer monk isn't any fun.
• Think of all the great men throughout entertainment history who have sought the Holy Grail: King Arthur. Indiana Jones. MacGyver. Robert Langdon? See, it just doesn't work.
• For people who insist that the movie is never as good as the book, your case just got stronger.
• It’s not often that this thought comes to mind while watching a Tom Hanks movie. But in The Da Vinci Code, the actor is solidly miscast.