An excerpt from Burt Prelutsky:
The first principle of the Hippocratic Oath, which all physicians are sworn to abide by, is: Do no harm. I don’t want to be regarded as a nitpicker, but, as standards go, I’d say that’s a pretty measly one. ...
I mean, what if something that inconsequential was the first principle of other occupations? What if accountants had to be admonished not to round off numbers to the nearest zero, and bus drivers were told to really knuckle down and not run into any lampposts? How would you like it if chefs graduating from culinary academies were handed their diplomas, their puffy white caps, and a friendly piece of advice from the dean along the lines of “Remember, arsenic is not a condiment”?
How about barbers? Would it put your mind to rest if you discovered that the first principle in their handbook was a reminder that they’re not matadors, and it’s not recommended that they take home a bagful of ears at the end of the day?
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