How To Translate What Computer Programmers Say

• When they say:
  “The SMTP mail server may be acting erratically today.”
  They really mean:
  “Turn me down for a date, will you? See if you get email anymore.”
• When they say:
  “I see you’ve written to the CEO about the project taking too long.”
  They really mean:
  “And I’ve infected your machine with a Trojan Horse that will make you responsible for bringing down the company’s network. Hope your resume is up to date.”
• When they say:
  “I’ve passed all the Microsoft Certification programs.”
  They really mean:
  “I’ve never seen a naked lady in person.”

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Comments

[fanningp]

Hey...I resemble that remark!