A Green Irish Santa Holds The Little Baby Jesus For Mary And Joseph
While the purist would find this wrong on soooo many levels, your average American seems to love this veritable slurry of mixed metaphors: this little gift item is completely sold out. This is undoubtedly the most jaw-dropping Christmas item I've seen all season.
Update December 2009: It looks like this item has sold out everywhere. You know how those Irish are.