A little game to make your surveillance of the liberal side of the Cheddarsphere a little more palatable. Each of the following gets you one swig of any Wisconsin beer of your choice, unless otherwise noted:
- Wingnut (Double Swig on Plaisted Writes)
- Racist (Light Beer only)
- The tyranny of talk radio or equivalent
- Charlie Sykes
- Mark Belling
- Jay Weber (Double Swig)
- Jeff Wagner (Triple Swig)
- Rush Limbaugh
- Bill O'Reilly
- Fox News
- Faux News (Double Swig)
- A truly funny joke or story (One Entire 12-oz. Can)
- A failed attempt at humor (Light Beer only)
- Any sort of angry white male reference
- A low IQ reference to Republicans or conservatives
- Quoting a failed Democrat (Jimmy Carter, John Norquist, etc)
- Creepy John Hinckley-like obsession with Jessica McBride (Light Beer only)
- Any pointless Tom Tomorrow cartoon
- Homophobic, etc
- You're full of crap! (Triple Swig on Folkbum)
- Impeach Bush! in any of the Google ads
- Any over-hyped story from Media Matters
- Any ad for a 01-20-2009 countdown timer or merchandise
- Any reference to the Founding Fathers
- George W. Bush photoshopped to look stupid (Light Beer only)
- McCarthyism
- Iraq had nothing to do with 9/11
- Glowing references to Keith Olbermann
- Republican hypocrisy or conservative hypocrisy
- Cute baby pictures (One 12-oz. can - not everything is politics, you know)
- Any decent recipe
- Any decent non-vegetarian recipe (One 12-oz. can)
- Bob (if you are watching The Bob Newhart Show while surfing)
On the more frequent items I had to specify Light Beer in order combat The National Epidemic of Obesity. As for The National Epidemic of Drunkenness, you're on your own . . .
Jeez Tom, I'll have to save this game for a 3 day weekend so I'm sure the hangover will be gone by the time I have to go back to work :)
Posted by: Crazy Politico | 09/27/2007 at 05:12 AM
Well, I'm drunk, and it's only 7:56 am. Thanks a lot, Tom.
Posted by: Tim | 09/27/2007 at 07:56 AM
That's the great thing about this game -- both conservatives AND liberals can play!!
Posted by: Tom McMahon | 09/27/2007 at 08:32 AM
Kids, this is what happens when someone thinks he's funny.
Is Fox still doing their hilarious Half Hour News hour?
Posted by: kr | 09/28/2007 at 04:38 PM
Er ... good comeback! Probably better to make a comment and THEN play the game, though.
Posted by: Tom McMahon | 09/28/2007 at 11:58 PM