The Traditional Five Stages of Grief: In Wisconsin, There Are Eleven

The traditional 5 stages of grief, the ones you learned back in Psychology 101:

1. Denial
2. Anger
3. Bargaining
4. Depression
5. Acceptance

The people of Wisconsin have expanded this list with six more stages, making an 11-stage grief-handling process that is unique to our state:

1. Denial
2. Beer
3. Anger
4. Beer
5. Bargaining
6. Beer
7. Depression
8. Beer
9. Acceptance
10. Beer
11. Beer Run

Comments

[John in IL]

Love it. I live in Illinois so I just repeat steps one and two over and over again.

[MrBaliHai]

No cheese curds?