Random Scary Thoughts

• Obama Negotiating With The Chinese
• The Billy Mays Channel
• A Democratic Majority in the Wisconsin State Assembly
• A Hard-To-Pronounce Name Like Blagojevich
• Or Another Term With The Easy-To-Pronounce Doyle
• Bill Clinton Losing His Inhibitions When He's Old
• Muskrat Love: The Musical!
• A 3-Hour Tour With Gilligan, the Skipper, and J-Walk & His Banjo
• Col. George W. Bush, Auctioneer
• Another Cher Farewell Concert Tour
• Keith Richards, Organ Donor
• Mike Plaisted Drinking A Double Espresso
• Brett Favre On Dancing With The Stars
• Me In That Clean Room Suit
• Mrs. Mark Belling
• Rev. Jeremiah Wright, Amway Distributor