Three little boys were upset, because they couldn't get anyone to play with them. They decided it was because they had not been baptized and didn't go to Sunday school. So, they went to the nearest church to remedy the situation. Only the janitor was there, to whom they explained, "We need to be baptized, because no one will come out and play with us. Will you baptize us?"
"Sure," said the janitor. He took them into the bathroom and dunked their heads into the toilet bowl, one at a time. Then he said, "Now go ye forth and play."
When they got outside, dripping wet, one of them asked, "What religion do you think we are?" The oldest one said, "We're not Katlick, because they pour the water on your head. We're not Babtis, because they dunk you under the water. We're not Methdiss because they just sprinkle you.”
At this point, the littlest one said, "Did you smell that water?" Another one mused, "I sure did! What do you think that means?" to which the oldest one answered, "I think it means that we're Pisscopalians."