01/14/2008

Pat Cunningham: A Liberal You Should Add To Your Blogroll

Pat Cunningham is one of those guys that blogging was invented for. Here's his post on the subject of Unity:

The one thing about Barack Obama’s political rhetoric that gives me pause is his emphasis on “unity.”

In other quarters as well, there’s altogether too much talk this season about promoting political “unity” in America, about bringing an end to the bitter partisanship that supposedly hamstrings the political process and prevents the government from ably serving the people.

This notion has even given rise to a movement called Unity08 (Web site HERE), the leaders of which might naively try to field an independent presidential ticket comprised of candidates from both political parties.

And then there’s the recent idiotic statement by prospective presidential candidate Mike Bloomberg, the mayor of New York City, about how he wants “to get partisanship out of politics.” That’s like wanting to get the punching out of boxing.

Yet another manifestation of this search for nirvana in the middle of the political spectrum was evidenced this week at a CONFERENCE OF SO-CALLED MODERATES from both parties at the University of Oklahoma.

What’s going on here? Is there a virus going around that renders otherwise intelligent people ignorant of the realities of politics in a democratic republic?

Except in the general sense that we Americans all should honor the most fundamental principles of fair play and free speech, unity is neither desirable nor achievable in our society.

Promoters of unity often simply want to quash debate.  It’s in the name of admirable unity, for instance,  that Americans are told they should all support their government’s military misadventure in Iraq.  Such also was the case during the Vietnam War, when the mantra was that antiwar dissent was disloyal and un-American.

If nothing else, the unity push is reminiscent of a glaring misapprehension among our nation’s Founding Fathers, many of whom thought they had created a system that would thrive and prosper without the emergence of anything so ugly as political parties.

The irony, as historian Joseph J. Ellis notes in his latest book, “American Creation,” is that the greatest legacy of the Founding Fathers was the creation (even if unintentional) of the world’s first two-party system.

Washington, Jefferson, Adams, Madison and the others seemed to think that political factionalism would sully and weaken their wonderful republic.  Rather, it has strengthened it.

Unity is a dangerous notion.  The only way I would be tempted to embrace it is if the unity is all in support of the positions I hold on the issues of the day — and even then I eventually would recognize it as inimical to basic American principles.

11/19/2007

A Typical Family Warns An Unsuspecting Public About The Products And Experiences That Make Life A Little Slice Of Hell

Here's an excerpt from the new blog called Summary Judgments:

Auto Review: 2001 Chevrolet Venture Minivan

Here’s a (probably incomplete) list of everything that’s gone wrong with Vannie since the summer of ’04.

  1. Gas gauge inoperable. Estimate to repair - $700. This still isn’t fixed, so we reset the on-board computer thingy to keep track of gas consumption, sometimes with disastrous results – sorry Kelly!
  2. Gas tank dicked up, as in, we couldn’t put any gas in the tank. Gas is sorta critical for an internal combustion engine. Repaired to the tune of $600. This problem occurred within two weeks of purchase but was not covered by our “bumper-to-bumper” warranty. I guess the gas tank is somehow outside of the range encompassed by the front and back bumpers. Who knew?
  3. Viewing screen for entertainment system breaks. Children inconsolable. Parents gleeful. Seriously, that thing was more trouble than it was worth. We had to create all kinds of weird rules like, “No movies on a trip less than 45 minutes long.”
  4. Head gasket replaced. I’m not going to pretend I know what a head gasket is or what it does, but I do know it is critical and costs $1,200 to fix. This was the repair that caused our mechanic to regretfully admit he thought the ’01 Ventures were “lemons.” Excellent.
  5. Heating and air conditioning system completely malfunctions. No heat, no air, no defrost, no blower. $600 to get the heat going (it was winter), air conditioning still inoperable (actually, worse than inoperable, it blows a gentle stream of heated air if the blower is on at all).
  6. Car overheats and ceases to run. I can’t remember the reason why, but it cost $500 to get it going again. It took the mechanics a while to diagnose this problem, partially because when taking it out for a test drive, they ran out of gas (see #1, above).

Other than that, no complaints!

This is a new blog by Mike and Anne Quimby Mathias, who don't always agree with me but who have always spelled my name right.

11/15/2007

How Does The Presurfer Spend The Money He Makes From His Site?

Myself, I spend a higher percentage on blackmail. ;-)

03/26/2007

The Boat Lullabies

The Boat Lullabies is the name of a blog with all sorts of old photos. Sort of like rummaging through the photo albums at an estate sale. Fascinating.

04/05/2005

Kane's Corollary to McMahon's Law

From Brian Kane, here is Kane's Corollary to McMahon's Law:

"Given the opportunity to behave like a mature adult in any given situation, a blogger has a 90% probability of reacting like a 12-year-old whenever things don't go his/her way."

And just to refresh the memory, here is McMahon's Law once again:

Whenever a blogger posts at length about a hateful e-mail he has received instead of responding to the legitimate arguments advanced by the other side, that blogger has lost the debate.

04/04/2005

Why Ad Agencies Hate Blogs

From Hugh MacLeod:

The bigger issue is that a lot of people and businesses are now entrusting advertising agencies to build their blogs for them. If your blog building is currently entrusted to an ad agency, I'd be REALLY careful, and REALLY ruthless with them.

The fact is, ad agencies hate blogs. They utterly despise them, even if they tell you otherwise. They hate them because if done well, they're cheap and they're easy. Frankly, they're in the business of selling you stuff that is neither.

They also hate blogs because blogging rewards authenticity and punishes insincerity, whereas the ad agency business model does EXACTLY the opposite. Blogs have a fundemental conflict of interest with the economics and ethics of running a traditional ad agency, and no slick, Cluetrain-savvy agency pitch is going to change that.

03/30/2005

Introducing McMahon's Law

Here, for the first time anywhere, I present to you McMahon's Law:

Whenever a blogger posts at length about a hateful e-mail he has received instead of responding to the legitimate arguments advanced by the other side, that blogger has lost the debate.

Here's a generalized example of how I have seen this played out over and over on the web:

  1. The Blogger asserts His Viewpoint on The Issue of the Day.
  2. The Opposition responds, and the usual back-and-forth ensues for a couple of rounds.
  3. The Blogger is unable to respond to the strongest points made by The Opposition, and is starting to lose the debate.
  4. It will be at this point that The Blogger will reveal in a very lengthy post that he has received hateful e-mails from members of The Opposition. Generally, these hateful e-mails will disparage The Blogger's puppy, sick child, or dead beloved parent/grandparent.
  5. Immediately The Supporters of The Blogger will flood the post with comments about what a Wonderful Person The Blogger is, and how Evil the members of The Opposition are.
  6. The Blogger will then respond in kind, telling The Supporters what Wonderful People they are, and then revealing some heretofore unmentioned Wonderful Quality about the Puppy, Sick Child, or Dead Grandmother.
  7. Immediately The Supporters of The Blogger will flood the post with another round of comments about what a Wonderful Person The Blogger is, and how Evil the members of The Opposition are.
  8. The Blogger will then mention how traumatized he has been by the hateful e-mail sent by The Opposition.
  9. The Supporters will then offer ritual forgiveness of The Opposition, admonishing them with some biblical phrase about Not Judging People.
  10. If a member of The Opposition attempts to re-start the debate, this is immediately trumped by comments of the "Haven't You People Done Enough Already To The Poor, Traumatized Blogger?" variety.
  11. The whole thing winds down, with The Supporters pleased at what Wonderful People they are. The arguments advanced by The Opposition are never addressed.

Sound familiar? What a bunch of crud. If You Can't Stand The Heat, Stay Out Of The Kitchen. Weird, odd, or hateful e-mails and comments are just part of the territory when you blog on controversial topics -- I get that kind of stuff all the time. Everybody does. It's like comment spam or offers from Nigerian banks. It's the stuff you brush off, not something you use when you don't have an effective rebuttal. And from this point on, anyone who does this will have forfeited their debate to their opposition. Clear enough?

03/22/2005

Micro Patrons For A North Pole Expedition

Granted it's a ways off and still more than a bit iffy, but blogger and RSS/Atom expert/author Ben Hammersley is planning a solo expedition to the North Pole in 2006. And although Jason Kottke got a lot of press by asking readers to become micropatrons to support his blogging full time, I think the whole micropatronage idea would work much better to support Ben's quest for the pole. Think of it: There are a lot of folks like me whose adventuresome days are behind them due to family and job responsibilities, but who would get a vicarious thrill by supporting a lad with more limber limbs in a real, battle-the-elements adventure. The trek has the element of actual physical danger, but not stupidly so: Ben's been around the world and finished the ultra-grueling Marathon du Sable in Morocco, so it's not like you would be financially enabling an Into Thin Air sort of disaster. Maybe for a certain dollar amount maybe he could plant your name, or your kid's name, at the North Pole in microfilm or something. Neat, huh? The mind boggles with the possibilities.

With micropatronage, Ben (or any other adventurer) could take on as much or as little support as they wished. No need for any kind of complicated Springtime For Hitler oversubscription scams (Eskimos for Hitler? -- wrong on so many levels . . .) Clean, simple, web-based  -- what more could you want? Maybe an eBay-like marketplace will develop between adventurers and adventure-minded micropatrons, who knows?

Another, completely unrelated reason I'd like Ben to reach the North Pole is this: Of late, we on the right of the Blog-O-Sphere have been on quite a streak, what with Rather and Eason Jordan, et al. But if an Famous Blogger on The Left like Ben could reach the North Pole, how neat would that be? The score would be tied at that point, fer sure. "OK, you guys got Rather and Jordan, but our guy reached the freakin' North Pole!" Right now, one can only imagine such a world. But hey, I'd put down some of my hard-earned bucks to make it happen, wouldn't you?

03/03/2005

While J-Walk Is On Vacation

You can go to the J-Walk Random Entry Page to get your fix. I do this every day now. Over 10,000 entries. What are you waiting for?

02/19/2005

The Powers of Persuasion

One of the great ironies of the Blog-O-Sphere is that while its intelligentsia is uniformly of The Left, its great successes thus far have been on The Right. With regard to the Eason Jordan downfall, Anil Dash vents his frustration:

Despite all the hype and triumphalism, any media movement that involves over 10 million people should be having more of an impact than it has already. But blogs have been so polarized and antagonistic (you're just like the media you hate) that they're doing a piss-poor job of persuading.

Persuading? When was the last time you actually persuaded someone to drop their point of view and adopt yours? I can't remember either. Was I successful at getting the bloggers at Grow-A-Brain, J-Walk, Cynical-C, Drikoland, et al, to vote for Bush? My Goodness, no. I couldn't even persuade my Mom and Dad and Brother to vote for Bush, and I'm a lot more eloquent in person (think of Ralphie writing his "Why I Want A BB Gun For Christmas" essay  -- that level of persuasion).

I think maybe this Great Divide over our respective Powers of Persuasion isn't between the Left and the Right, but rather between those who have been Parents of Teenage Children, and those who haven't. The Myth of Instant Persuasion is a Myth of Youth.

02/14/2005

Congratulations to the AtlanticBlog!

. . . for being named The Best Irish Blog for Economic Analysis.

01/31/2005

My 10 Bloggers for Dinner

Old J-Walk really started something here. First off, I'd have a small get-together with some fellow variety linkbloggers who do the sort of thing I do here: J-Walk (duh!), Gerard van Presurfer, Chris from Cynical-C, Hanan from Grow-A-Brain, and Andrew Chorney from DrikoLand. I'd serve some appetizers and beverages, and while the pizza was in the oven I'd talk with them for about 15 to 20 minutes to turn them all into neoconservative Republicans, and then later go play Jarts out in the back yard. The real, old, dangerous, pointy metal ones, not those namby-pamby sissified plastic new ones mandated by the trial lawyers. I think it would be a lot of fun.

For my more formal dinner, this would be the guest list:

  1. Paul Hsieh (Geekpress) and Diana Hsieh (Noodlefood). I first discovered Diana's weblog via Nathaniel Branden's website, where Diana used to be the webmaster. From her blog I discovered her husband Paul's blog, and I figured if a working, practicing radiologist could run a daily blog, then surely I could too. You'll notice that I swiped the basic layout and color scheme of this blog from Paul, so I guess that makes him my "blogfather".
  2. Ben Hammersley (Ben Hammersley's Dangerous Precedent). My other blogfather. Before I started this blog, the prevailing advice was to specialize in one area. not only did Ben break this rule, he was wildly all over the place. One day the post would be about Iraq, the next about the technical details of RSS, then the next a picture of some deer outside his home in Sweden. He has since moved to Italy, and you get the feeling that he could give you a detailed and educated tour of the place, come back to Milwaukee, enjoy a fish fry and tell entertaining stories to the locals, and then beat you in bowling the first time out ("That 7-10 split? Just lucky, I guess.").
  3. Ann Althouse (Althouse). A law professor at the University of Wisconsin in Madison, about 80 miles west of us. She's about my age, so maybe that's why her stories resonate with me. And you never know what she's going to talk about.
  4. Scott Ott (Scrappleface). One of the many reasons conservatives are always so happy. Satire that's always spot on.
  5. Joanne Jacobs (joannejacobs.com). Her blog deals with educational issues. Maybe I have her on my list because with my Dad being my high school principal we were always talking about those types of issues at home. With all the foolishness that goes on in education these days, I'm glad Joanne is keeping an eye on it.
  6. Clayton Cramer (Clayton Cramer's Blog). Clayton seems a rather serious sort, so I'd sit him next to Milt Rosenberg. Software, astronomy, the history of guns in America: this guy is amazing.
  7. Milt Rosenberg (Milt's File). I've listened to Milt for 30 years on the radio, that's why!
  8. Rachel Lucas (Blue-Eyed Infidel). The Queen of Rant. It would be fun to get her going on that wallpaper thing in person.
  9. Andy Borowitz (Borowitz Report). Not only is his column funny, he was the force behind The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, which I've watched over and over (and over and over!) again with my son Ryan. Since Ryan doesn't talk, I'll say it: Thanks for all those laughs, Andy!
  10. Sebastian (PCL Linkdump). Kind of a mystery man to me. But what a great blog, eh?
  11. Bernie DeKoven (deepfun.com). I'd have Bernie organize the after-dinner games, of course!

12/06/2004

Blogs-N-Such: I read the comics so you don't have to

IRTCSYDHT is updated daily (if all goes well) by Josh Fruhlinger. Does for the newspaper comics what Mystery Science Theater 3000 did for he old horror movies. (via A Small Victory)

11/21/2004

Blogs-N-Such: Throwing Things

The most comprehensive disclaimer I've found is the one at ThrowingThings:

Disclaimers: Nothing on this weblog has been authorized by or represents the views of our employers. Any effort to impute any views expressed here to them is just plain wrong. Viewer discretion is advised. All prices and specifications subject to change without notice. This website has been modified from its original version. It has been formatted to fit your screen. This website may contain forward-looking statements as defined by the Private Securities Litigation Reform Act of 1995. These statements present management's expectations, beliefs, plans and objectives regarding future financial performance, and assumptions or judgments concerning such performance. Any discussions contained in this website, except to the extent that they contain historical facts, are forward-looking and accordingly involve estimates, assumptions, judgments and uncertainties. There are a number of factors that could cause actual results or outcomes to differ materially from those addressed in the forward-looking statements. This website is meant for educational purposes only. Substantial penalty for early withdrawal. The management has always had the right to edit or delete any comments he sees fit, and will use such right for abusive or irrelevant remarks. If you want free speech, start your own blog; this one's taken. No passes accepted for this engagement. Price does not include taxes, title, destination charges, or dealer prep. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead or otherwise is purely coincidental. Lost ticket pays maximum rate. Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball. Any rebroadcast, reproduction, or other use of the pictures and accounts of this website without the express written consent of Major League Baseball is encouraged.

This is only an exhibition; please, for heaven's sake, no wagering.

11/11/2004

Blogs-N-Such: Rachel Lucas

Rachel Lucas
Rachel Lucas

One of the first blogs I came upon when I first started reading blogs, Rachel Lucas is the Reigning Queen Of Rant. What follows is Classic Rachel, and contains some rough language (not really bad, just kinda along the lines of The Old Man in A Christmas Story, that sort of thing). Herewith, then, is her entry Wallpaper: Master Tool Of Satan:

Looking for a quick, inexpensive way to do something disgusting, hateful, and downright evil? I have the perfect suggestion: Install unattractive wallpaper directly to unprimed drywall. Go ahead, indulge your unmatched misanthropy! The cruelty of this deed will be truly insurpassable, and you'll have the pleasure of knowing that, years from now, your act will cause some innocent, decent, kind homeowner hours and hours of unmitigated, merciless, apocalyptic misery.

This poor soul, the future owner of your house, will curse you and spit on your family name. She will feel so spectacularly abused by your belligerent deed that she'll pray you have a chronic groin rash. Scraping, ripping, spraying, scraping some more, realizing half the goddamn drywall is coming off with the hideous wallpaper, crying uncontrollably - this will be her lot during days and days of toil. Just think of the pain you can cause!

So much pain for her through so little effort for you! - and all you have to do is walk up to your unprimed, unfinished, unpainted freaking drywall and slap some fugly wallpaper on it. Walk away. Then sell your house to someone with some taste and laugh all the way to hell. You sick bastard.

So I'm telling you. Want to have a black, black, pitchblack soul of Satanic essence? Just do what I say and apply ugly, stupid-looking wallpaper to a surface that ANYONE WITH THE INTELLIGENCE OF A SEWER RAT (or Google) could tell you is the WRONG DAMN SURFACE ON WHICH TO HANG WALLPAPER, MORON. You'll be amazed by how much this simple weekend project will make someone, someday, loathe your very existence.

Really, I'm just trying to help. Feeling sociopathic? Want to do something downright inhumane but don't want to go to jail? Looking for ways, through home decorating, to express the side of yourself that's ruled by pure, galling, blackhole-like malice? Then there you go. Indulge yourself. Wallpaper unprimed drywall and call it a day. Good for you and have fun in hell.