07/05/2009

Sharks in Illinois, Wisconsin, and Minnesota?

It starts with recent reports of sharks in the swamps of Louisiana:

Walker has pictures of bull sharks that were caught among the inland waters in Louisiana. He says sharks have likely been around these parts for decades. However, they're noticing them more because they now take huge samples of species in different waterways in Louisiana and that's turning up sharks. It's no surprise for long time Atchafalaya swamp tour guide Curtis Allemond. "Oh, I used to catch 'em up on the river when the river's low, yeah (laughs)," he said when asked if he had ever seen any sharks in the swamp.

The bull shark is particularly troubling for Walker, in part due to their natural threatening nature. "They're fairly aggressive sharks. They're probably responsible for the majority of the attacks on human beings." Walker says there are no known inland shark attacks in Louisiana. The bull sharks are not just hanging around the bayous and swamps. They have been caught some 900 miles up the Mississippi River.

"They have been captured in St. Louis. They have traveled 2500 miles up the Amazon. They have some mechanism in their make-up that allows them to process freshwater and not require high salinity to live." It may seem hard to believe that in the deep swamp of Louisiana bull sharks, one of the most dangerous species of shark, are swimming in the swamp.

That "St. Louis shark" was actually caught upriver in Alton, Illinois:

According to the Illinois Department of Conservation, two commercial fishermen from Alton, Herbert Cope and Dudge Collins, caught a bull shark in 1937. They found something troubling their wood and mesh traps late that summer. Concluding that it was a fish, they built a strong wire trap and baited it with chicken guts.

The next morning, they caught a 5-foot 84-pound shark, which they displayed in the Calhoun Fish Market where it attracted crowds for days. Although some folks suspected a hoax, the catch was considered authentic. Biologists later concluded from photos that it was a bull shark. Recently, Clint Smith of Alton supplied an old photo of the catch, with the present-day ADM flourmill in the background.

Bull sharks can live a long time in freshwater. In 1972, one was caught 2,500 miles up the Amazon. The journey from New Orleans to Alton is about 1,750 miles. Dams now prevent sharks from entering Illinois.

Another story:

Minneapolis, MN -- Shortly after Jaws opened in Minneapolis theatres back in the summer of 1975, the number of swimmers using our area lakes and pools plunged significantly. So, when a 10 year-old Minneapolis student approached Minnesota DNR biologist Dan Marais about three fossilized shark's teeth she had found in Minnehaha Creek, he could only smile to himself. More shark tales, he thought. That is, until he actually saw the teeth.

They did, in fact, come from sharks. However, two of the specimens were clearly not fossils, but teeth shed from a contemporary shark. Curious about the origins, Marais called a colleague at the Department of Fisheries and Wildlife to help identify the teeth and perhaps avoid falling victim to a hoax. What he learned made the small hairs on the back of his neck stand up.

After Hurricanes Katrina and Rita last year, a report by Gulf marine scientists had warned that the enormous amount of pollution back-flushed into the Gulf of Mexico would cause many species of marine animals to either relocate or perish. That expected decimation of the food chain led to warnings of a possible migration of coastal sharks into rivers where a higher oxygen content would support more aquatic life. Specifically, they were watching for the common Bull Shark (Carcharhinus leucas). The stuff of legends, this aggressive shark was already known for its ability to live, feed, and even breed in extremely shallow fresh waters. Bull Sharks had previously been documented as far north as the Ohio River. They have also been attributed to most of the attacks on humans worldwide.

Lab technicians positively identified these two teeth as having come from a two-to-three year-old Bull Shark. However, it was a semi-classified document dated February 12, 2006 from the Wisconsin DNR that really set the wheels in motion. On that date, ice-diving biologists captured a nearly comatose five-foot Bull Shark in Lake Pepin, a widening of the Mississippi River. They were responding to reports from several startled salvage divers of a sleeping, "shark-like fish" in the open cab of a pickup truck that had gone through the ice a few weeks earlier. The Wisconsin divers located the truck in approximately 18' of water with the shark still inside, apparently hiding from the swift current. But the cold water had slowed its respiration and metabolism so much that it was barely alive. After an examination, the fish was tagged with a radio location device and released back into the river (Wisconsin regulations do not allow the keeping or transport of live, non-game fish). Sadly, marine biologists doubt the fish will survive until summer without the needed quantity of minerals and trace elements found in saltwater.

Frankly I'm not sure which is scarier: The sharks themselves or the fact that "Jaws" kept eligible voters out of swimming pools. 

More stuff here, here, and here if you're interested.

06/25/2009

Jay Bullock: Yet Another Freaking Cyber-Stalking Misogynistic Lefty Milwaukee Blogger

They're all pathetic. And we have so many of them in Milwaukee it's hard to keep count. Now Jay Bullock has thrown in his lot with them. Sheesh.

06/15/2009

Attention Appleton, Wisconsin City Attorney James P. Walsh: I Have Photographic Evidence of Madison, Wisconsin Resident Michael Leon Urinating On The Grave of Joseph R. McCarthy in St. Mary's Cemetery In Violation of the Appleton Municipal Code Sec. 10-45

This photograph is also found here:

As you know, The Municipal Code of the City of Appleton, Wisconsin reads:

Sec. 10-45. Urinating or defecating in public.

No person shall urinate or defecate outside of any designated sanitary facilities, upon any sidewalk, street, alley, public parking lot or ramp, park, playground, cemetery, or other public area or upon any private property in open view of the public or in the halls, rooms without restroom facilities, stairways or elevators of public or commercial buildings.

(Ord 139-01, §1, 8-20-01)

I am forwarding this information to City Attorney James P. Walsh of the City of Appleton at the email address found on his web page, which is webat@appleton.org

I would encourage others so inclined to email Mr. Walsh as well.

04/30/2009

Charlie Sykes: What's the Matter With Wisconsin?

  • Last December, the Brookings Institution released a study showing that Wisconsin experienced a net loss of 20,000 people to other states in the last four years.
  • If there had been a high brick wall and not a soul had been admitted or permitted to leave in the last four years , Wisconsin would be tens of thousands of souls better off.
  • While people with money are moving out, we are a magnet for the poor.
  • By the end of 2007, the state had 2,487 fewer private businesses than it had in 2006.
  • Wisconsin ranks dead last in attracting college graduates into the state
  • Meanwhile, half of our new migrants from other states were high school dropouts.
  • In Wisconsin, after all, we are all progressives yearning for a smoke-free, environmentally friendly, jobless Midwestern utopia.

http://www.wpri.org/WIInterest/Vol18No1/Sykes18.1.html

04/06/2009

The Government Accountability Board Releases Its Forthcoming Ethics Rules To Ensure Clean Elections In Wisconsin

1. Release of any news about popular boycotts of elections, decreased popular participation in elections, publication of logos of proponents of boycott of the election and providing a link to such materials. 

2. Release of insulting materials with regard to the election and candidates. 

3. Character assassination of the candidates, personalities and movements related to the elections.

4. Release of any news which disrupts the election.

5. Release of lies with regard to which candidates qualify for running for president, releasing of news regarding counting of the votes, releasing news of election fraud or irregularity, news with regard to abstention of the candidates to run for president, release of election opinion polls, and the like.

6. Release of the names and reasons behind disqualification of candidates without their written permission.

7. Disclosing the number of voters and release of information about complaints and name of those against whom there are complaints filed before the legal process.

8. Disclosure of classified materials of the election authorities.

9. Announcing purchase of the vote and other fraud methods.

10. Instrumental use of pictures of women and sexist behavior in internet electioneering.

11. Release of announcement of illegal groups and publication of critical comments about the election.

12. Campaigning prior to the authorized date.

13. Disclosure of the opinions of state officials without their permission and consent.

14. Abuse of names with similarity to the names of state officials.

15. Abuse of statements of civic groups.

16. Disclosures about the private lives of the candidates and their family affairs.

17. Use of publicly-owned servers and internet sites to propagate on behalf of certain candidates.

18. Releasing false information about the candidates such as background and academic degrees which are unreal.

These simple, straightforward rules should go a long way to making our elections the cleanest anywhere.

03/21/2009

Virtual Painter 5: Johnny Depp in Public Enemies

Virtual Painter 5: Johnny Depp in Public Enemies

Virtual Painter 5: Johnny Depp in Public Enemies

Did I mention the movie was filmed in Wisconsin? And that it opens July 1?

03/18/2009

Milk From California Cows, Is It Really Safe To Drink?: Today's Topic: Drugs

Milk From California Cows, Is It Really Safe To Drink?: Today's Topic: Drugs

Milk From California Cows, Is It Really Safe To Drink?: Today's Topic: Drugs

Picture Source: 66164549@N00 and Animal Photos!

03/16/2009

Mark4hire.com: Looking for Work Using a Billboard

I saw driving home from work on Friday -- there was no way to miss it.

UPDATE JUNE 26, 2009: Mark has been hired. The story:

MILWAUKEE - His face was seen by thousands of cars every day. Now "Mark 4 Hire" has been hired. But it wasn't the billboard that got him the job.

"No, ultimately it was sheer networking," he said.

Mark Heuer rented the billboard after months of job hunting turned up nothing. He heard from tons of well wishers, and had some job interviews. The billboard created over 2,000 responses.

But months went by, and still no job. So Mark went back to basics.

He got off the social networking websites, and started socializing in person. Now he urging others to do the same.

"Talk to key decision makers directly, not through human resources or through the job boards like Career Builder, Monster Dot Com, or The Ladders, or how many other venues out there."

Mark's face-to-face networking landed him a director's job with "Home Instead." It is a service to keep aging seniors in their own home. As for the billboard, Mark says he has no regrets.

But when it comes to job hunting, he's learned nothing beats old school pounding of the pavement.

And a comment by Mark from his Twitter page:

Receive a lot of Multi Level Marketing opportunities - never have seen anyone sell anything / is MLM just building a downline?

But no matter. The important thing is: CONGRATULATIONS, MARK!

03/15/2009

Virtual Painter 4: Johnny Depp in Public Enemies

Repeat after me: Filmed in Wisconsin. In theaters July 1. Click to biggify.

03/10/2009

Virtual Painter 3: Johnny Depp in Public Enemies

Virtual Painter 3: Johnny Depp in Public Enemies

Virtual Painter 3: Johnny Depp in Public Enemies

Oops, almost forgot to mention: Filmed in Wisconsin. In theaters July 1.