05/04/2008

The Face Is Familiar

 

Click on the picture if you recognize the face but just can't remember the name, or if you want to know the Wisconsin connection. As for the title of this post, Jack Benny once appeared on the old radio program Suspense in an episode titled "The Face Is Familiar" (7 MB mp3 file here). In it Benny plays a nondescript fellow named Tom Jones who is so plain-looking that nobody can ever remember him, and some gangsters trick him into robbing a bank to take advantage of that fact. Shortly after that Benny reprised his role on TV in an episode of Ronald Reagan's General Electric Theater.

Find The Wisconsin Connection

CDB! by William SteigMarilyn Monroe
Find The Wisconsin Connection Between the 1968 Children's Book CDB! by William Steig and Marilyn Monroe

William Steig had a brother, Henry Steig:

Steig was a New York artist best known as a silversmith.  His modernist pieces have been exhibited at MoMA and are highly sought by collectors.  Paintings by Henry Steig are in the permanent collection of the Provincetown Art Association and Museum.

Here's Henry's workshop:

Oops, there's a little bit more to that picture:

The Seven-Year Itch
The Seven-Year Itch

There's actor Tom Ewell with our gal Marilyn. But where's the Wisconsin connection?

Marilyn And Tom
Marilyn And Tom

From Wisconsinology:

Who is that suave looking man standing next to Marilyn Monroe in that iconic moment of moments from the 1956 film, The Seven Year Itch? Why it's Tom Ewell, University of Wisconsin class of 1928.

See what a great game this is? You can play it with anything and anybody. It probably won't work with any other state, though.

04/15/2008

Robert Bloch, The Author of Psycho, Was The Creative Genius Who First Came Up With The Idea Of Dropping Balloons From The Ceiling of a Political Convention

Another odd one from Wisconsinology:

He was yet another Wisconsin author who was greatly influenced and encouraged by H P Lovecraft (click). Robert Bloch wrote dark fiction for pulp magazines and later supplemented his income by working as a copy writer for the Gustavus Marx Advertising Agency. Along the the way he helped run Carl Zeidlers' successful 1940 Milwaukee mayoral bid and created the first ever (and soon to be copied all over the nation) "release the balloons from the ceiling at the convention hall" gag. Bloch continued his work as a writer into the 50's, and then Ed happened... The revelations that followed the arrest of Ed Gein in 1957 shook the entire world and pushed Bloch into writing the one book that changed his life..."Psycho." Alfred Hitchcock bought the rights and a new genre was born and Bloch was able to establish a prolific and successful Hollywood career. He was once asked about the mechanics of horror and weird fiction, "If you see a clown in a parade or at the circus, it's a normal occurence, however if a clown comes to your door at midnight and knocks...."

Carl Zeidler resigned as mayor in 1942 to join the war effort and was killed later that year. His brother Frank was the Socialist Mayor of Milwaukee from 1948 to 1960 and just passed away a couple of years ago.

04/11/2008

Medical Doctor Spreads False Rumors About Breast Cancer Survivor

  1. Sheldon Wasserman is a Democrat running for the Wisconsin State Senate.
  2. Wasserman is an M.D., a practicing OB/Gyn.
  3. Incumbent Alberta Darling is his Republican opponent.
  4. Alberta Darling is a breast cancer survivor.
  5. Wasserman and the Democrats were caught spreading false rumors about her health.
  6. And they have at least one Democratic blogger enlisted in their whispering campaign.
  7. All this came out yesterday.
  8. The s##t has hit the fan.

04/06/2008

Lego: Milwaukee's Miller Park, Complete With A Working Retractable Roof

Built by Tim Kaebisch, a student at Milwaukee School of Engineering, where it is on display thru the end of August 2008. An excerpt from an interview with the web site Home Run Derby:

HRD:  Did you have blueprints or schemes to work from?
TK:  There was nothing like that out there.  So it was mostly trial and error.  I started with the roof before anything else.

HRD: Is it all made entirely of Lego?
TK:  It’s 99% Lego materials.  There’s some light string and twist ties in there.  The electronics are all from Lego Mindstorm. ...

HRD: What’s your major at MSOE?
TK:  I’m a Junior majoring in Architectural Engineering, specializing in Environmental Engineering, which includes HVAC, plumbing and fire protection.  I’ll graduate in May 2009.

Do you think he'll have any trouble finding a job? Me neither. By the way, Home Run Derby has a great page of other Lego ballparks as well. (via Cold Spring Shops)

03/16/2008

Dick Trickle, The Winningest Stock Car Drive In America

Dick Trickle was one of those subjects I've kept in the back of my mind for the past 5 years in case I ever ran out of stuff to blog about. Never did. So here's an excerpt from the recent Wisconsinology post on the guy:

In 1984 Trickle fittingly made his NASCAR Busch Series debut at The Milwaukee Mile, the worlds oldest speedway. I love this guy, he drilled a hole in his helmet so he could light up and smoke while he raced and he's the only driver in NASCAR history to be seen smoking a cigarette on camera while driving. How cool is that?

Yeah, he's a Wisconsin boy.

Clown Parade Returns To Milwaukee

03/08/2008

The Secret Lover In The Attic

Just the first paragraph of the shocking story, told as only Wisconsinology could tell it:

Milwaukee, 1920. Dolly Oesterreich always had men in her life. Fred Oesterreich, her husband, was a hard-drinking and wealthy factory owner. What he didn't know was that there was a man, his wife's secret lover,Otto Sanhuber, living in their attic. Their relationship began in 1913, when Dolly was a housewife in her early thirties. At that time she "forcefully" seduced Sanhuber, a 17 year old employee at her husband's sewing machine factory. She began the affair by calling her husband at work to tell him that her sewing machine was broken. When Sanhuber arrived at her home to fix the machine, she was wearing only stockings and a silk robe.

In 1995 this became a Showtime Based-On-A-True-Story Made-For-TV movie Man In The Attic, starring Neil Patrick Harris (Doogie Howser, MD!) as Sanhuber. Alas, this 1-Star classic is only available on VHS, used, but on the bright side, it's really really cheap, and since it was made for Showtime you get to see some naughty bits, briefly.

03/01/2008

The Wisconsin Tourism Federation: WTF?

02/27/2008

When The Diary Of Arthur Bremer, Wannabe Assassin Of 1972 Presidential Candidate George Wallace, Was Discovered Eight Years Later At The Foot Of Milwaukee's 27th Street Viaduct

An excerpt from Wikipedia:

Part of Bremer's diary was published in 1973 as An Assassin's Diary. In it, he states that he was not particularly opposed to Wallace's political agenda, which was notable for its pro-segregationist stance, but that his primary motive was to become infamous.

The remainder of his diary (pages 1-148) was found on August 26, 1980 where he had concealed it, heavily wrapped, at the foot of Milwaukee's 27th Street viaduct. In it, he discussed his hatred for Nixon (Wallace was clearly a secondary target); fantasized about killing unnamed individuals who angered him, or opening fire at random at the corner of 3rd Street and Wisconsin Avenue downtown; and confessed his admiration for Vel Phillips, a pioneering black officeholder of Milwaukee (who was elected and serving as Secretary of State of Wisconsin when the diary was found).

02/25/2008

Who Should Waukesha County Fear Most? The Oft-Ballyhooed But Imaginary J.R. Ewing-type Villain From Dallas Who Wants To Siphon Away All Our Water, Or The All-Too-Real James Rowen Who Wants To Shut Off Our Faucet Via The Great Lakes Compact?

If the Great Lakes Compact really were such a great deal for all of us, then why do its supporters always have to trot out all those sinister bogeymen from Texas?

Milwaukee: Double The Normal Snowfall This Winter

02/21/2008

The Adventures of Tom Basting, Scumball Attorney

The Adventures of Tom Basting, Scumball Attorney
The Adventures of Tom Basting, Scumball Attorney

02/12/2008

Madison, Wisconsin: Ice Quake On Lake Mendota

Ice quakes, usually accompanied by loud cracking noises, are caused by large shifts in ice and are most commonly triggered by drastic temperature changes. Police received dozens of calls about the rumbling disturbance. (If you're a Wisconsin blogger who still doesn't have Wisconsinology on your blogroll, then you're really a closet Chicago Bears fan.)

02/11/2008

G. David Schine: Assistant to Senator Joseph McCarthy, Executive Producer of The French Connection, Part Owner of the Ambassador Hotel Where RFK Was Shot, Married to Miss Universe 1955, Purveyor of Bubble Gum Music, and Had A Cameo On the Batman TV Show

02/10/2008

The Traditional Five Stages of Grief: In Wisconsin, There Are Eleven

The traditional 5 stages of grief, the ones you learned back in Psychology 101:

  1. Denial
  2. Anger
  3. Bargaining
  4. Depression
  5. Acceptance

The people of Wisconsin have expanded this list with six more stages, making an 11-stage grief-handling process that is unique to our state:

  1. Denial
  2. Beer
  3. Anger
  4. Beer
  5. Bargaining
  6. Beer
  7. Depression
  8. Beer
  9. Acceptance
  10. Beer
  11. Beer Run

Spelling Tip: Favre Is Your Favorite

  1. F A V O R I T E
  2. F A V O R I T E
  3. F A V    R      E
  4. F A V R E

01/28/2008

MillerCoors Has Denver Chosen for Them

  1. Mega beer brewers SABMiller and Molson Coors recently agreed to merge their US operations.
  2. The Big Question: Where will MillerCoors choose as its headquarters, Milwaukee or Denver?
  3. Over the weekend a Miller executive was murdered in Milwaukee.
  4. While the Milwaukee newspaper ran the headline "Killing seen as unlikely issue in decision on headquarters", everyone else in Milwaukee has figured it out.
  5. Bye Bye, Miller.

Rock n Roll Plane Crash Trivia: Cheap Trick's Rick Nielsen Performed On Stage The Night Otis Redding Died In 1967

From the Wisconsin State Journal:

By early evening, a police officer called Adamany and described some of the victims. That 's when Adamany knew it was Redding and his band. A long line already formed outside the Factory. The first of two shows was scheduled for 6:30 p.m. None of the fans knew the tragic news. Adamany had an employee use a bullhorn to tell concertgoers from an open window. "No one believed it, of course, " Adamany said. "It was in the era of students not trusting business people. " Radio reports, however, confirmed the news. Police asked Adamany to have a show. He presented a free concert.

In a 2003 interview with the Wisconsin State Journal, Cheap Trick guitarist Rick Nielsen said he was a member of one of the acts that performed. "The news spread slowly, " Nielsen said. "People were walking around in a daze. Instead of locked doors, we played. "

In a twisted development one week later, some concertgoers started copying tickets and using fake ones for the $3 ticket refund. "We refunded way more than we sold, " Adamany said, "and we sold about 700 or 800 tickets.

01/26/2008

If Our Suburban Residents Cannot Teach In Your City Schools, Then Your City Residents Cannot Teach In Our Suburban Schools

Big controversy in Milwaukee lately over this story:

Dan Bearss is enthusiastic about teaching science at Custer High School in Milwaukee. He really likes his kids, and - ask a bunch of them - they think highly of him. Science teachers are in short supply nationwide and good ones are highly valued, especially at challenging schools such as Custer. But Bearss' last day at the school will be Friday. Why? Because it turns out he lives in Brown Deer. ... Given the choice between moving into the city to comply with the residency rule for MPS employees that has been in effect since the late 1970s or leaving, Bearss decided to leave. He intends to find another teaching job, but it won't be in MPS. ...

Bearss, 51, said he is a graduate of the U.S. Naval Academy at Annapolis and served 10 years of active military duty. He then joined a military reserve unit and worked five years for the Defense Intelligence Agency. He was recalled for active duty in Bosnia in 1993. He left the service after that and got a job with a business. He was transferred to Milwaukee, but the company later scaled back, closing its Milwaukee office and laying him off. He decided then to become a teacher. ...

The residency rule has been controversial for years. Some say it is unfair and MPS needs good teachers too much to restrict the pool of possible teachers. Others say it doesn't actually have much effect on who teaches overall and it's good for the city to have employees live within the city line. Efforts in the state Legislature to repeal the residency rule recently have not succeeded.

My question is simply this: Why are we folks in the suburbs being such chumps? If Milwaukee won't let our residents teach in their schools, then why do we let Milwaukee residents teach in our schools? It's way past time to fire them all and replace them with teachers who don't live in such a discriminatory jurisdiction. Such a rule would be completely fair, and would put the destiny of these Milwaukee residents/suburban teachers in their own hands:

  1. The Milwaukee Public Schools could rescind their discriminatory residency requirement. or
  2. Failing that, those Milwaukee residents teaching in suburban school districts could move somewhere else, to a place that didn't have such a discriminatory residency requirement.

Truly an idea whose time has come. We've been chumps for far too long.

01/23/2008

Mental Health Map Of The USA

Mental Health Map Of The USA
Mental Health Map Of The USA

01/21/2008

Cheer Up, Packer Fans, It Could Be Worse: Remembering The Indignity of the Playoff Bowl

From 1960 through 1969, the NFL played this weird post-season game called the Playoff Bowl to determine who finished third that season. Can you imagine having to play San Diego next week for third place? Me neither. As you might have guessed, Vince Lombardi hated it:

Legendary coach Vince Lombardi disliked the Playoff Bowl, coaching in the game following the 1963 and 1964 seasons, after winning NFL titles in 1961-62. To his players, Lombardi called the Playoff Bowl "the 'Sh*t Bowl', ...a losers' bowl for losers." This lack of motivation may explain his Packers' rare post-season loss in the 1964 game (January 1965) to the St. Louis Cardinals. After he lost that Playoff Bowl, he detested it. He fumed about "a hinky-dink football game, held in a hinky-dink town, played by hinky-dink players. That's all second place is—hinky dink." Lombardi said that he would never come back and had no intention of ever finishing second again.

So cheer up, it could be worse.

01/19/2008

A New Baseball Voices CD: A Tribute To Bob Uecker

Produced, written and narrated by Pat Hughes. Other CD's available include Jack Buck, Harry Kalas, Harry Caray, and Marty Brennaman.

01/16/2008

So What Do We Do In Milwaukee During The Winter When The Sausages Are Not Racing During The 7th Inning Stretch Of The Milwaukee Brewers Games At Miller Park? Why, We Go Watch The Racing Cheeses At The Milwaukee Admirals Hockey Games!

So What Do We Do In Milwaukee During The Winter When The Sausages Are Not Racing During The 7th Inning Stretch Of The Milwaukee Brewers Games At Miller Park? Why, We Go Watch The Racing Cheeses At The Milwaukee Admirals Hockey Games!
So What Do We Do In Milwaukee During The Winter When The Sausages Are Not Racing During The 7th Inning Stretch Of The Milwaukee Brewers Games At Miller Park? Why, We Go Watch The Racing Cheeses At The Milwaukee Admirals Hockey Games!

YouTube video here.

01/13/2008

It's Wisconsinology Day Here At tommcmahon.net!

A great blog chock-full of off-the-track Wisconsin info, but you don't need to be a Cheesehead to enjoy it. Check it out! 

Wisconsinology Day: Ed Gein, The King Of The Ghouls

Any blog devoted to Wisconsin needs to have at least one post devoted to Ed Gein, the real-life inspiration for Psycho and Silence of the Lambs, and Wisconsinology does not disappoint. An excerpt:

Gein was born in La Crosse, Wisconsin. His alcoholic father, George, might as well have been invisible. His mother, Wisconsin native Augusta Crafter was a "fanatical lutheran". (Remember that word combination, you'll run into it again and again on these pages. Our fair State has had more than it's share of fanatical lutherans.) In 1914, she moved George and sons Ed and Henry to a remote farm outside of Plainfield, Wisconsin. The boys were not allowed to make friends and contact with any member of the opposite sex was prohibited. Every night Augusta read aloud from the bible. Only the good parts -the stuff about vengeance, torture, incest,genocide, infanticide, fratricide, whores, believe in me or suffer for eternity, etc, etc, etc. Ed's Father died in 1940. In 1944, Henry died. Ed might have killed him. Augusta passed away a year later. Ed was now alone. Inside his mind, all hell broke loose.

Yeah, the term "fanatical Lutheran" is a new one for me too.

Wisconsinology Day: Dave Dudley, King Of The Eighteen Wheelers

Dave Dudley was the guy who sang "Six Days On The Road". An excerpt from Wisconsinology:

After a concert in Deerfield, Wisconsin he handed a friend of mine a book entitled "Everything I Know About Fishing and Women by Dave Dudley." My friend opened the book. All the pages were blank. His final recording was a collection of patriotic truck driving songs written in response to 9/11. My favorite of these new tunes tells the tale of an army of eighteen wheelers chasing down Osama Bin Laden. Priceless.

Wisconsinology Day: The Three Greatest Egos Of The Twentieth Century Were All From Wisconsin

With one of these guys, it's personal:

Speaking of Mr. Wright, I can't let him get away for stiffing my great uncle, a small town grocer, for a couple of melons. "I'm on my way to Madison, put it on my tab," the great man supposedly said as he walked out of the Mickelson store in Deerfield, Wisconsin unpaid melons tucked under his arm. We're still looking for that tab.

01/01/2008

The LaFollette National Progressive Party Swastika Lite

From Wisconsinology:

A photo of Phil La Follette's well intentioned National Progressive Party launch in 1938...It doesn't show the giant banners that were arranged behind him, but you can tell by the Nazi Party meets Jefferson Davis official Progressive Party logo hanging from the podium that it wasn't a good idea....and yes,copying the iconic success of German Nazi design was their naive intention. The three time governor and champion of his father's great legacy was viewed by many as weak. This disorganized attempt to create a national party that would unite Progressives everywhere and challenge President Roosevelt soon fizzled.

And from the University of Wisconsin LaFollette page:

Swastikalite2
Called a "circumcised swastika," the symbol invented to promote the National Progressive Party was one of the factors that contributed to its failure.

See also Jonah Goldberg's new Liberal Fascism: The Secret History of the American Left, From Mussolini to the Politics of Meaning.

12/09/2007

Just In Time For Christmas: Green Bay Church Gets New Stained Glass Window

Just In Time For Christmas: Green Bay Church Gets New Stained Glass Window
Just In Time For Christmas: Green Bay Church Gets New Stained Glass Window

(via WI Catholic Musings)

12/01/2007

Haiku For A New Snowblower

Winter Storm Warning
Four-cycle Electric Start
Die, Wintry Mix, Die!

11/28/2007

The Muslim Student Association: A Tax On Free Speech

The Muslim Student Association: A Tax On Free Speech
The Muslim Student Association: Attacks On Free Speech

The timeline, more or less:

  1. Charlie Sykes and I caught flak for my Coexist bumper sticker parody. The Interfaith Conference of Greater Milwaukee said it was unfair to Muslims. The Blue Cheese section of the blogosphere piled on. No reason at all to pick on the Muslims, they said.
  2. The University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee's Conservative Union invites Walid Shoebat, a former Palestinian Liberation Organization member, to lecture on "Why I Left Jihad," on campus Dec. 4.
  3. The Muslim Student Association makes very-thinly-veiled threats of violence if Walid Shoebat is allowed to appear.
  4. The University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee now is charging the Conservative Union, a student organization, $2500.00 for security costs in connection with this appearance. Keep in mind that Walid Shoebat is a reformed PLO terrorist who speaks against jihad. And that it's the Muslim Student Association that is demanding he not be given an opportunity to speak. And that the University can't set the security fee based upon an assessment of the speaker's views and the likely reaction to it.
  5. No matter. The event is going to be held as planned. And with all this controversy, it's now turned into a major media event.
  6. Does anybody have worse timing than the left-wing bloggers of Wisconsin?
  7. Does anybody have worse PR than the Muslims?

11/20/2007

Just Think What This Will Do To Wisconsin's Paper Industry

From Newsweek's cover story on the new e-book reader, the Amazon Kindle:

The awesome technology of original books—and our love for them—will keep them vital for many years to come. But nothing is forever. Microsoft's Bill Hill has a riff where he runs through the energy-wasting, resource-draining process of how we make books now. We chop down trees, transport them to plants, mash them into pulp, move the pulp to another factory to press into sheets, ship the sheets to a plant to put dirty marks on them, then cut the sheets and bind them and ship the thing around the world. "Do you really believe that we'll be doing that in 50 years?" he asks.

11/17/2007

Virtual Painter: Installing A New Dome On Yerkes Observatory

Virtual Painter: Installing A New Dome On Yerkes Observatory
Virtual Painter: Installing A New Dome On Yerkes Observatory

The largest refracting telescope in the world, located right here in Wisconsin. Click on the image to biggify.

11/15/2007

300-lb. Wheels That Come Flying Off Of Trucks At 60 MPH And Kill People: Are Conservatives Really To Blame?

Paul Soglin thinks so:

Flying Wheel: Milwaukee Highway Death and the Role of Government

... Somewhere there was failure. Somewhere there was some government agency too busy, too over-worked, stretched beyond its resources that was not able to effectively follow up and enforce the regulations. You know, those troublesome regulations that  drive up the cost of doing business.

Right now all levels of government are under assault. With "Americans for Prosperity," Wisconsin legislators and the political right clamoring to embrace Grover Norquist's goal to "..cut government in half in twenty-five years, to get it down to the size where we can drown it in the bathtub," such incidents are not surprising.

That is not to say that government spending will eliminate all accidental deaths or that there is no limit for such spending. But statistically, the less resources there are for making highways safer, logically, there will be more deaths.

He goes on, but you get the idea. We conservatives/Republicans are pretty used to this by now. Let a major hurricane hit a city built below sea level and it's George W. Bush's fault. If a jet plane full of lesbian nuns crashes it will be due to the Iraq War. A fire in an orphanage? There will be a direct line of causation to Talk Radio.

But what do experts in the trucking industry have to say? From jsonline.com:

"In the last 10 to 15 years, more and more, they've been using liquid corrosives to melt salt on the roads instead of the solid rock salt and other compounds," Boyce said. "These liquid ice melters stick to the undercarriage and the axles and the wheels of a truck much more readily than solid de-icers.

"Because of that, when they were first started being used, maintenance managers were shocked to see that trailers were wearing out and bolts were falling off after just a few years on the road."

He said materials have been improved as a result. "But it's still a problem," he said.

And from Land Line, The Business Magazine For Professional Truckers:

The crisis of corrosion: Today’s newer ice-melting chemicals taking premature toll on equipment

Investigation led to one conclusion: Rust jacking and increased corrosion are directly traceable to the increased use of more aggressive snow- and ice-fighting chemicals.

Rock salt (sodium chloride) has been used to lower the freeze point of ice since the 1950s, and is often mixed with sand or cinders to increase traction. Passenger car and light-duty vehicle rusting increased in the 1970s. The auto industry responded with more non-corroding materials and improved coatings. Cars today are far less susceptible to rust, at least from salt. But resistance to salt alone is no longer enough.

In the late 1990s, highway departments found they could reduce costs by taking advantage of more aggressive snow-fighting chemicals. When they used rock salt, they had to position the snow plow-salt spreader combinations at regular intervals to wait for heavy snowfall or freezing rain. The trucks idled, wasting fuel and creating pollution. Drivers were paid to sit and wait, and then paid overtime when they were finally dispatched.

By adding magnesium chloride, calcium chloride and various acetates, highway departments could change operations. Mixtures were spread in anticipation of snowfall, to remain in place until snow actually fell. The mixtures would then melt the snow.

This usually gave the departments time to call up personnel and dispatch trucks, saving idling and overtime. Granular salts might be blown away, but spraying liquid compounds on the roads would leave the chemical coating to do its work later. Many departments started applying the mixtures, or brines, to the roads. The savings met and exceeded expectations – but the consequences were horrendous.

And from Heavy Duty Trucking:

Corrosion Versus Wheels

Corrosion - called rust when you're talking about iron and steel - is a natural force that eats away at metals. Left unchecked, it burrows deep into wheels. Corrosion is aided and abetted by road departments that use aggressive salts to melt ice and snow on pavements. Rock salt works well on pavement and can be fairly easily washed from vehicles to protect them. But the far more efficient magnesium- and calcium-chloride compounds are more corrosive and cling tenaciously to metal. Wheels are literally closer to salt sprays than anything else on the truck, so they need extra defensive measures to protect them.

And from truck magazine CCJ:

Confronting Corrosion

The root cause? While good old salt always has done a good job melting ice and snow — and, unfortunately, corroding metal — highway departments in snow-prone states have discovered that other compounds such as calcium chloride and magnesium chloride do a better melting job, and are far cheaper. They also are far more corrosive, often to critical vehicle safety components like brakes. ...

“It’s been tough getting people to realize the damage this stuff can do,” says Gambrell. “Even to tires. Think about it — if there’s a small nick in the tread, these chemicals can wick their way up to the steel belts and corrode them.” And it’s not just steel or other ferrous alloys that get attacked. “I’ve seen holes eaten in aluminum fuel tanks,” he attests. “No part on a truck is safe.”

Nor does it appear that the problem is getting better. Due to the low cost of the chemicals and their effectiveness at clearing roads, “it’s getting worse,” Gambrell says. “The highway departments figure that, if a little is good, more must be better.” ...

No doubt, trailer manufacturers are taking more precautions against corrosion, but the war is far from over. “Corrosion is still getting worse,” Stuart says. “We’re seeing better coatings and, just driving on the highway, you can see a lot more stainless and galvanized steel. But the use of these new chemicals is spreading faster than the industry can keep up.”

So I guess we conservatives aren't quite to blame for this one. But just wait a day and I'm sure we'll be on the hook for something else. Right, Paul?

The Ten Most Obnoxious Bumper Stickers You Will See In Madison

Just one of them from Atomic Trousers:

“COEXIST”(spelled out with various religious symbols)- If some of the followers of the religion represented by the crescent moon “c” on your cute little bumper sticker would stop hijacking planes and blowing up buildings, coexisting would be a little easier.

Which gave me the idea to make it a bit more realistic:

Coexist With The Commies And The Nazis, You Smug Little Twerp!
Coexist With The Commies And The Nazis, You Smug Little Twerp!

Raises the bar a little bit, eh?

Seven People have Been Killed This Year By Flying Truck Wheels Coming Loose Off Of Semi's On America's Highways

From jsonline.com:

The Mequon physician who was killed Thursday night by a wheel that came off a heavy truck is at least the seventh person to die in such an accident this year on the country's highways. Three of the seven victims have been from Wisconsin. ...

The latest victim is Krishna Chintamaneni, chief of staff at Wheaton Franciscan Healthcare-St. Francis. Chintamaneni, 55, was driving home on I-43 near Silver Spring Drive in Glendale when a tire flew off a southbound truck, bounced over a wall and hit Chintamaneni's windshield. He died at the scene. ...

In terms of overall truck accidents, wheel separations are rare. A 1992 study by the National Transportation Safety Board estimated there were 750 to 1,050 a year, out of 349,000 truck accidents annually at the time.

But that amounts to roughly two to three a day, and the incidents were troubling enough in Ontario in the 1990s that the province passed a law imposing strict penalties on truck owners when wheels come off. ...

Heavy-truck wheels weigh 200 to 300 pounds, and when they spin off at highway speed, their velocity typically keeps them stable and rolling even when they hit a median, Woodrooffe said. That makes the likelihood of hitting a vehicle "fairly significant," he said.

And if the wheel crosses the median, "not only do you have to worry about the velocity of the tire, you also have to worry about the velocity of the vehicle coming in the other direction, so the energy of the collision is very, very high," he said.

11/12/2007

Melting Buicks: The Men of Wisconsin Come Through

From the Badger Blog Alliance:

Hehehe, I have never been to it, but many of my friends from the Appleton Area have been and that is Wisconsin International Raceway's The Eve of Destruction. They have a bunch of wacky races (figure 8 trailer races, school bus races, backward races, etc) and that at the end of the night they pile the car wrecks up and well, click on the links to find out what happens to the wrecks!

"So long as we can produce events like this, America is OK."
                                                --John Derbyshire

10/29/2007

Nancy Dickerson, The Pioneering Woman Of TV News

From One Gal's Musings, Nancy Dickerson is one of the thirteen women she will invite to tea when she gets to Heaven:

Before Katie Couric, before Barbara Walters, there was Nancy Dickerson. She was the only woman I remember seeing on the news when I was a little girl in the 1960s. I used to look forward to her appearances because she was so rare – like the okapi at our local zoo. She covered Washington for NBC and got real stories, not fluff pieces about food or fashion. What was it like to be one of the first chicks in the boys’ club?

Back in the '60's there was nobody like Nancy Dickerson. Her son, Slate Magazine's chief political correspondent John Dickerson, has written a book about her titled On Her Trail. An excerpt:

By 9:00 she started typing out her script. Her long nails made almost as much noise as the typewriter keys. By 10:00 her colleagues could hear her practicing to the ping of her regulation NBC stopwatch as it switched on and off.

Twenty-four hours later I was born. Dad was in Fort Lauderdale closing a business deal so my eighteen-year-old about-to-be-half sister Elizabeth had to drive Mom to the hospital. Dad took the first flight he could find and arrived just before the blessed event.

Mom was 41. Viewers were shocked when they heard that the Nancy Dickerson, whom they had just been watching, had given birth. They had seen her every day and weren't aware she was pregnant. She and her bosses at NBC had stuffed me under the desk, careful always to shoot her from the chest up. Any signs of pregnancy or blatant womanhood would distract viewers from the news.

In the summer of '68 Mom was in the middle of covering the presidential race, and so my birth was reported in that context. "What's in a Name," read the headline of a Washington Post item. "Lyndon Hubert Eugene Richard Ronald Nelson seemed like a nice name to NBC's Nancy Dickerson, who was looking for something safe to call her son. Now she thinks it's just as well that she and her husband decided to call him John Frederick instead. 'Because,' she said with a sigh, 'we never even thought of Spiro.'"

Three weeks after I was born, Mom was in Miami covering the Republican convention. That confused viewers even more. Didn't she just give birth? She had, but she gave up on her experiment with breastfeeding and went off to cover the story.

Nancy Dickerson was born in Wauwatosa, Wisconsin and taught grade school for a couple of years in Milwaukee before going off to seek her fame and fortune in TV Land. She passed away in 1997 at the age of 70.

10/21/2007

A: Max McGee. Q: Who Scored The First Touchdown In Superbowl History?

From ESPN:

McGee had only four receptions for 91 yards during the 1966 regular season. He didn't plan to play in the title game against the Chiefs because he violated the team curfew and spent the night before partying. The next morning he reportedly told Dowler: "I hope you don't get hurt. I'm not in very good shape."

Dowler separated a shoulder on the Packers' second drive, and Lombardi summoned McGee. He had to borrow a helmet because he left his in the locker room. A few plays later, McGee made a one-handed snare of a pass from Bart Starr and ran 37 yards to score.

"When it's third-and-10," McGee once said, "you can take the milk drinkers and I'll take the whiskey drinkers every time."

After his football career was over, McGee became one of the original investors in Chi-Chi's Mexican Restaurants. He was the color commentary guy for the Packers Radio Network -- I don't know anybody in Wisconsin who listened to the TV sound back then. He had this endearing, low-key but dead-on accurate way of stating the facts. I remember once when a Packer Kenny Stills was called for a late hit McGee remarked nonchalantly "Stills? Oh, he's good for about 4 or 5 of those a season." At a team meeting Vince Lombardi held up a ball and announced "Gentlemen, this is a football." To which McGee replied "Not so fast not so fast." Only Max McGee could get away with that.

What Max McGee couldn't get away with was cleaning the leaves off his roof when he was 75. He fell off and died on Saturday. RIP, Max.

10/18/2007

Attention All Conspiracy Buffs: There's Something Strange About The Case of That Guy Who Killed 6 People In Northern Wisconsin A Couple Of Weeks Ago

The killer's name was Tyler Peterson, and the shootings took place in Crandon, Wisconsin. Excerpts from Mark Belling:

Did Peterson really kill himself?

The "official" version is that he was wounded by a sniper and then shot himself three times in the head with his .40 caliber Glock handgun. I suppose this is possible. That would mean accepting the notion that a wounded man would be able to hold a handgun, blast himself in the head, not drop the gun, blast himself in the head a second time, not drop the gun and then blast himself in the head a third time. None of this would explain why he didn’t kill himself in the 12 preceding hours when he had the chance. ...

But if the "official" version is the real version, it means there was a disgracefully slow response to a volatile man who had already killed six people. The Virginia Tech shooting, in which the gunman’s killings were one hour apart, demonstrates why it is critical that homicidal maniacs be apprehended immediately. The authorities who allowed Peterson to wander around for 12 hours could have empowered a deranged man to kill many more people. And that’s if the official version is accepted.

An alternative theory is that a decision was made by a bunch of small town cops to take care of the Peterson problem. Peterson had already shot at a Crandon police officer and was the murderer of six innocent people. Did they deliberately wait until they could get him out into the open and then execute him? That is a fair question to ponder. There’s certainly no proof of it, but right now there isn’t any proof of ANYTHING.

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