What Are The 78 Differences Between Women And Men?

From the BBC via Neatorama, here are just a few:

• Men like to have all their stuff (DVDs, CDs, etc) on show to impress their mates. Women like to hide things in cupboards.
• For men, 2am is time for sleep. For women, 2am is time for a discussion about where our relationship is going.
• If you told a woman that you had just returned from a trip to the surface of the Moon, she would show her interest by asking who you had gone with.
• A man can choose and buy a pair of shoes in 90 seconds over the internet.
• Women could never invent weapons that kill, only ones that make you feel really bad and guilty until you surrender

Comments

[TooMuchTime]

These two are right on target! Generally, women use them together.

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For men, 2am is time for sleep. For women, 2am is time for a discussion about where our relationship is going.

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Men use I or me when they should use we or us. Women use we or us when they should use I or me.

[steveegg]

My favorite:

Men refuse to pay more than £5.00 for a hair cut as it is not that important.