The Three Candidates And Who They Remind Me Of

• John McCain: An older uncle or great-uncle who was OK most of the time, but who could get really grouchy and mean if he got too tired or if you got too loud, and since you never really knew what would set him off you just avoided him.
• Hillary Clinton: A bitter old divorced woman who, 10 years later, is still complaining about her "ex". And that was from when she was still winning.
• Barack Obama: When TV was just starting to show African-Americans in sitcoms and commercials back in the late 1960's, the sort of not-too-black black actors they would use.

Comments

[Woody]

McCain would yell at you if you got on his grass.

[Brian]

This may be a historical first, Tom: I actually agree with you on this!

Although, for me Hillary is more like the HR manager who always tries to seem nice to everyone but will cut you off at the knees the first time you say anything bad about the management.